My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life. ”
Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil (via jerome-boateng)15340
[“UGH, MY COMPUTER IS SO SLOW” (Fanfic Flamingo) REFUSES TO CLOSE THE 3 OPEN WINDOWS AND 50+ TABS OF FANFIC]
Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?
I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
My friend, this morning I read 17,000 words of filthy orgy goodness sitting on the floor in an international airport and eating a marzipan bar. The term you’re looking for is ‘good time’.